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Posted by DanWandin - February 7th, 2008


Dr. Grey / Mr. Gray is a new flash I'm working on that is very much like the Jekyll / Hyde style.

It's about a medical doctor who is addicted to crack cocaine, he saves lives during the day but late at night when he takes that crack, he's an impenetrable crime fighting machine, kinda.

Oh and there is no sense of reality in this cartoon and make sure you read the disclaimer before you see it.


Posted by DanWandin - January 28th, 2008


Has anybody seen that (relatively) new ad on TV about spreading Avocado on your sandwiches, some fuck thinks its the only good thing to put on it because everything else is so dirty, sugary, unhealthy and man-made and all this fuckin rar rar rar? (finally a question mark)

It's the most fucking stupidest AD on tv, BRING BACK CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH ANZ!! haha

awesome.


Posted by DanWandin - January 21st, 2008


Producers of movie parodies need a good kick in the arse.

The movies that have been coming out lately are shit house, I'm going to start with Scary Movie, that movie was hilariously original, then number 2 came out, I didn't exactly rush to see it like the first, but I saw it.

Then scary movie 3 came out that parodied 8 mile, The Matrix, Signs and The Ring (Those four just from looking at the dvd cover) which I thought was going too far, like they're trying to parody every movie in existence, going so far as to throw in a short scene referencing Jeopardy, Michael Jackson dangling the new born, altering the news prompter like in Bruce Almighty A short telephone call referencing The Lord of the Rings.

I thought it was fuckin ridiculous, especially when I saw the "HulK" ending, that was just fuckin stupid.

And then Scary Movie 4 came out, 'The fourth and final chapter of the trilogy'... "Wtf?!", I thought.
And just from looking at the cover I saw The Doll in SAW, Dr. Phil, Shaquille O'Neal, King Kong, War of the Worlds, The Grudge, The village, and Carmen Electra (who starred in the beginning of the original) and I just said to myself, what the cock is this world coming to?

I didn't rent it but later saw it at a friends house, to my recollection I was pretty much forced to. Saw, The Village, The grudge, War of the Worlds, Million Dollar Baby, Brokeback Mountain, Hustle & Flow, fahrenheit 9/11, Oprah, these Movies/Shows are just too fucking different to throw into a horror parody, they even threw in a fucking iPod, and by this time, Anna Faris' voice is getting VERY FUCKING ANNOYING.

And then Epic Movie came out, I almost fainted because of the bullshit, I haven't seen the movie, but after seeing the preview I was staying clear of this stupid piece of shit, I'm not going into detail about what this movie parodies because the list is endless, its like these people are parodying for the sake of parodying, just ripping shit out of the air or out of their arses.

And then Date Movie came out, (I can't remember which movie came out 1st Date movie or Epic Movie) I walked into that one, I chuckled a couple of times, but nothing to really laugh over.

I really can't wait untill Chick Movie comes out.


Posted by DanWandin - October 9th, 2007


I won't be submitting my Silent Hill parody to the NG halloween comp, because I don't think it will be finished on time.

Not because of the voice actors, it's just me, I want it to look as good as possible, and I don't think I could do that in 22 days.


Posted by DanWandin - September 25th, 2007


I don't even know why I am writing this, it's really tedious and immature but this fuckhead just doesn't get it.

Ryan,

I'm defacing my blog with this post because you found it funny to abuse me through PM and then block me without me being able to get a word in, so I have to write this in hope (in hope, yeah) that you'll see it.

If you could just pull your head out of your arse for a few minutes and listen to what I have to say you would understand that I am an animator, the ONLY reason I don't have anything uploaded at the moment is because I have spent the last 4 years working on my flash skills, practicing technique after technique after technique, becoming so familiar with flash's interface and learning AS2, so that when I do make something, and decide to finish it, it won't be a piece of shit that people will just palm off, like everything you've made.

See you don't bother to try and understand what the person is doing, 'oh yeah they talk it up but if they don't have any flash up they must really suck', see you don't know the person so who are you to say they aren't trying to make an effort?

See I can't draw for shit but I am finding ways around that to make something that somebody can look at and respect whereas you just think you can be something if you have a shitty flash collection with a good overall rating.

It doesn't work that way.

You have SO MANY years to learn and understand flash to push it to its boundaries but you just choose to show what you made there and then. You take no time to really make something, and that just sucks for you.

I hate you, i couldn't care what you do or how you do it, I couldn't care if you take this as advice or a slap in the face, I couldn't care if you just laugh at this as if it was nothing, I couldn't care if you actually did something that people can respect, I couldn't care if you just give up and fuck off.

I couldn't care.

But I want you to know that I am working very fuckin hard, unlike you I'm open to trying new shit, keeping an open mind helps, you should try it, and I also want you to know that I am in no way effected by your actions over the last couple of years because I DON'T KNOW YOU, meaning it was so fucking easy to just shrug off the immaturity you showed towards me.

This blog post might seem like 'HAHAHA HOLY SHI7 I FKIN PNWED THIS NEWB HES SOO FKIN OBSESSEF WIH ME HAHAHA LAWL FKIN NEWB!!1 ROFL' but this is NOTHING, I am merely wasting a few minutes because I am waiting for flash to open up, and being condescending towards people will get you nowhere, so stop acting like you run the fucking shop and grow up, and maybe you can earn some respect.


Posted by DanWandin - September 6th, 2007


Seems most people have atleast 1 picture of their messy desk in their blog, might aswell include mine.

Messy Desk


Posted by DanWandin - August 30th, 2007


I wasn't planning on telling my whole plan but what the hell.

For those of you who don't know I'm making a Silent Hill parody, I've spaced it out into a 4 part series, so by the end of the 4th ep, I'll have done the whole game.

As soon as I get a decent preview up I'll submit an ALPHA for you guys to see, rather than submitting an unfinished preview into the portal like a n00b.

Check my previous post for a screenshot of the character.

Cheers.
-Dan


Posted by DanWandin - August 19th, 2007


Ok I got tired of the way that character was looking, kind of bland, not really something someone would look at for the duration of the parody.

So I deleted that whole movie and started again from scratch, and this time I decided to use lines because they're more accurate, and you don't need to know how to draw to use them.

So here's the new character, Hope you like!

Remaking Silent Hill Parody


Posted by DanWandin - August 16th, 2007


Clock day is finished but hell it was a joyride and a half.

Here's my points from the day before/after clockday:

99 Before
245 After.

Thanks clocks.
-Dan


Posted by DanWandin - August 15th, 2007


Hey All,

It's clock day today (well it still is in Aus anyway) and I'm not really 'FOR' the clock crew but this day is good for one thing.. Blam/Protection points.

It seems the voting pattern for today is very high. Pretty much every clock sumbission I've seen today has been saved and gotten a very high score.

You clockheads.

-Dan