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Posted by DanWandin - November 18th, 2008


It's 1pm here and I've been waiting since 5 in the fucking morning for NXE. They said "sign in to xbox live on the 19th" and it is the 19th goddamnit.


Posted by DanWandin - October 9th, 2008


Haven't updated in ages.
I've found a new interest in speedcore, with inspiration from the great M1dy.
I know my shit is nowhere as good as his but it doesn't hurt to try.


Posted by DanWandin - July 13th, 2008

I hate being sick.
As I'm sure everybody does.
Although it'd get me a day off school or work.
If I had a job or went to school.

Posted by DanWandin - June 9th, 2008

Respond to this :)

Posted by DanWandin - June 3rd, 2008

"Centrelink is an Australian Government Statutory Agency, assisting people to become self-sufficient and supporting those in need."


Posted by DanWandin - April 27th, 2008

God.. Fucking.. Damnit.
I spelled something wrong in the BBS, now people will think I'm retarded.

Posted by DanWandin - April 21st, 2008

Last night I was sent this very gay Myspace bulletin, but then it was an inspiration for my new musical project! JOY FUCK!

The Bulletin:
"The Rules:
1.Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2.Put it on shuffle
3.Press play
4.For every question, type the song that's playing
5.When you go to a new question, press the next button"

Now, after a while I got just so fucking annoyed trying to think of a cool song to put (trying to evade the rules) and I just said fuck it, and made up my own track name.

Then came the inspiration.

Here are MY answers, soon-to-be songs.


Opening Credits:
This is the Start of Something so incredibly fucking Stupid.mp3

Waking Up:
Fuck off you fucking dumb fuck.mp3

First Day of School:
The time I pissed myself laughing at the thought of you getting hit by a train.mp3

Falling In Love:
Don't bring home something you can't get rid of, like AIDS.mp3

Losing Virginity:
You'll do as you're fucking told.mp3

Fight Song:
PPP for your birthday.mp3

Breaking Up:
Don't let my penis break your mouth on the way out.mp3

Fuck Off Cunt.mp3

Fuck this shit, you know.mp3

Mental Breakdown:
Ok I'll admit I did kiss her, but I swear she raped herself.mp3

Don't kill somebody, kill everybody.mp3

Nothing in this world means more to me, than somebody else's belongings.mp3

Getting Back Together:
Fucking die you ugly whore, sorry I just don't like you anymore.mp3

Are you seriously going to take her shit, fucking hell stand up for yourself and slap the bitch down.mp3

Birth of Child:
You just had an accident.mp3

Final Battle:
You're fucked.mp3

Death Scene:
What the fuck are you going to do with yourself, take a psp or something with you.mp3

Funeral Song:
Bitch, Bitch and what do you know, more fucking Bitch.mp3

Ending Credits:
I'd rather let an old lady kick me in the face to get a look up her skirt than talk to you whore.mp3

The songs will be in my song collection with the prefix "[STML]"

Hope you all can catch it.


Posted by DanWandin - April 18th, 2008

Fuck yes machine.

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Posted by DanWandin - April 13th, 2008

After recent study I've found that GTA IV won't be such a bad game after all.
I've preordered the game and can't wait to stretch my mouth around the cover when I get it.

Multiplayer should also be fucking AWESOME!!

Posted by DanWandin - April 7th, 2008

This I have to say is fucking bullshit. Why should rockstar have to change the game to comply with Australia's pussy laws? I'm willing to bet the game is going to be so cut and shit that a couple of days after the huge launch there are going to be so many people that are going to want a refund.

What's so bad about the game that it has to change? Too much blood? Niko says the 'F' word too many times? Slapping women in the face and then kicking her while she's down is just wrong?!


I hate Australia, bunch of fucking pussies with their tight cunt MA15+ ratings and shit. I would happily go to America just to get a decent copy of this game, that's how bad I want it.

Fuck it, I'll buy it anyway, then rant some more.