It's 1pm here and I've been waiting since 5 in the fucking morning for NXE. They said "sign in to xbox live on the 19th" and it is the 19th goddamnit.
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Posted by DanWandin - April 21st, 2008
Last night I was sent this very gay Myspace bulletin, but then it was an inspiration for my new musical project! JOY FUCK!
1.Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2.Put it on shuffle
4.For every question, type the song that's playing
5.When you go to a new question, press the next button"
Now, after a while I got just so fucking annoyed trying to think of a cool song to put (trying to evade the rules) and I just said fuck it, and made up my own track name.
Then came the inspiration.
Here are MY answers, soon-to-be songs.
This is the Start of Something so incredibly fucking Stupid.mp3
Fuck off you fucking dumb fuck.mp3
Falling In Love:
Don't bring home something you can't get rid of, like AIDS.mp3
You'll do as you're fucking told.mp3
PPP for your birthday.mp3
Don't let my penis break your mouth on the way out.mp3
Fuck Off Cunt.mp3
Fuck this shit, you know.mp3
Ok I'll admit I did kiss her, but I swear she raped herself.mp3
Don't kill somebody, kill everybody.mp3
Nothing in this world means more to me, than somebody else's belongings.mp3
Getting Back Together:
Fucking die you ugly whore, sorry I just don't like you anymore.mp3
Are you seriously going to take her shit, fucking hell stand up for yourself and slap the bitch down.mp3
Birth of Child:
You just had an accident.mp3
What the fuck are you going to do with yourself, take a psp or something with you.mp3
Bitch, Bitch and what do you know, more fucking Bitch.mp3
I'd rather let an old lady kick me in the face to get a look up her skirt than talk to you whore.mp3
The songs will be in my song collection with the prefix "[STML]"
Hope you all can catch it.
Posted by DanWandin - April 7th, 2008
This I have to say is fucking bullshit. Why should rockstar have to change the game to comply with Australia's pussy laws? I'm willing to bet the game is going to be so cut and shit that a couple of days after the huge launch there are going to be so many people that are going to want a refund.
What's so bad about the game that it has to change? Too much blood? Niko says the 'F' word too many times? Slapping women in the face and then kicking her while she's down is just wrong?!
I hate Australia, bunch of fucking pussies with their tight cunt MA15+ ratings and shit. I would happily go to America just to get a decent copy of this game, that's how bad I want it.
Fuck it, I'll buy it anyway, then rant some more.